Yesterday I got to talk to my parents back in California about my upcoming vacation and my birthday next month. While they asked what I wanted as a present my mom recommended a gift card to Trader Joes, to which I replied, "That would be great!" and then I felt my soul dying because I am now an adult. I have a 401K, my own credit card, and gift cards to organic grocery stores make me happy. This is it, I had a good run, if you need me, i'm gonna go yell at kids playing to get off my front lawn after applying for a gas station rewards card and really lean in to this whole adulthood thing...