Holy mother of all things holy in this beautiful great big earth we live on. Things like this should not happen to me and yet here I am. Sitting on my office chair rocking back and forth unsure if what i'm reading on my scratch off ticket. Yesterday I decided to try my luck and bought a 2 dollar ticket. Not expecting much But I am happy to say I won 2 dollars. I got my money back! This is truly an amazing day. I will not let this money change me, I will still be your afternoon DJ. I promise.

UPDATE: Using his massive winnings, I got another 2 dollar lottery ticket and won $40 with that. Today is a good day!