HEALTH WARNING: Contagious Man Flu On The Rise In Central Maine
Several cases of man flu have been reported in Augusta. If you stand up to pee...you are at risk of catching this sissy virus. Severe symptoms include: the sniffles. an occasional sneeze. tickle in the throat. a hang nail. fever of 98.6. total loss of man card. It can leave a man rendered helpless, whiny and bedridden for days.
How to avoid catching the man flu: Be a woman.